Being choked is my favorite.  Especially with a belt.

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Found this little guy on our patio at work this morning :-) (Taken with Instagram)

The only thing he asked me to do was ride his face.  I obliged.

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Happy Independence Day!

Sadly this is so true.

Sexy.

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Fave movie ever.

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mikaelchoe:

by Witit Karpkraikaew.

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For all the tattooed moms.

I have this screenshot tattooed on my leg :-)

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Awesome.

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I want one!

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